Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Some brief examples of what will NOT be featured in the new D&D

Axon Spaceship

 Flesh Golem sucker punch

Sweet devil girl ass
Moe Black's brother, Fat Andy


  1. Just 'cause of this, if I do ever end up in a 5e game (kind of inevitable, ain't it?) I'm gonna name my PC Fat Andy and go looking for some 'sweet devil girl ass'.

  2. While I, for my part, will christen my midlife-crisis 80s nostalgia punk band Flesh Golem Sucker Punch.